SACRED INTAKE PROCEDURE
How to Join the Yeast Inspectors
So, you wish to submit yourself for inspection.
Good.
The process is simple. We are not looking for perfect pilots, shiny statistics, or people who treat EVE like an unpaid management role. We are looking for people who fit the culture, enjoy social flying, and can take part in the glorious nonsense with the appropriate amount of commitment and the inappropriate amount of seriousness.
If you are new, returning, experienced, confused, underqualified, or spiritually overproofed, you are welcome to apply.
Who We Want
We are looking for people who:
- enjoy social comms
- want casual PvP, PvE and roams
- are active in AU or Asian timezones, or nearby
- do not take themselves too seriously
- can laugh at losses
- understand that camaraderie matters more than killboard vanity
- are willing to embrace the sacred mission, or at least pretend convincingly
Who We Do Not Want
You probably will not enjoy it here if you:
- obsess over killboard stats
- need everything to be optimised to death
- cannot handle casual nonsense
- think social culture is less important than performance posturing
- want a corporation that behaves like a workplace
Approved Intake Procedure
Option One, Apply In Game
Search for Yeast Inspectors in game and submit an application directly to the corporation.
If you do apply, include a short note about:
- your timezone
- whether you are new, returning, or experienced
- what sort of gameplay you enjoy
- why you want to join
- any questions you have for us
We are not looking for a formal application essay. We just want enough information to know you are a real human and not an escaped member of the Unleavened Bureau.
Option Two, Contact Us First
If you would rather speak to someone before applying, contact one of our approved inspectors in game.
- Chusby Ebenquert (Grand Marshal of the Directorate)
- Beetch Saken (Captain General of the Yeast)
- DeltaNiner (Pleb)
Option Three, Join the Public Channel
Chat with your potential fellow comrades in our holy leavened society first.
Join the Holy Inspection Chamber public channel (ingame: Holy Inspection Chamber), say hello, and see whether the cult seems tolerable.
Discord may part of the process, we will point you there after you make contact in game. It is not the only path.
What Happens Next
Once you apply or make contact:
- we will have a quick chat
- we will work out whether the fit is right
- we will make sure you understand the corp vibe
- we will determine whether your soul is dry, leavened, or still under review
This is not meant to be intimidating. We just want to make sure new members are a good social fit and know what sort of group they are joining.
Important Clarification for New Players
New players are welcome.
You do not need to be rich, experienced, highly skilled, or already plugged into some giant bloc culture. If you are willing to learn, join in, and not be a dead weight on morale, that is enough.
We would much rather recruit someone fun and engaged than someone technically impressive and socially unbearable.
FINAL NOTICE OF INTAKE
Present Yourself for Inspection
Submit your application through approved sacred channels and prepare for evaluation by the Supreme Fermentation Directorate.